Hashtag Gigi-juana: When Too Much Money Meets Too Little Sense
Look, I never comment on tabloid junk, but this time, I couldn’t let the sheer stupidity pass.
Turns out Mrs Holier than thou wokeness overload, calling every left wing person out and deleting her Twitter because she finds Musk repulsive is not so holy after all.
There she goes, the supermodel du jour, Gigi Hadid, getting herself arrested and fined for marijuana possession in the Cayman Islands. A heart-stopping, knee-slapping spectacle. Seriously, Gigi? You’ve got more money than a small country, and this is how you make headlines?
First up, let’s clear one thing: this ain’t about marijuana. This is about understanding that if you have the resources, you do NOT land yourself in such a sordid bind. You have an entourage larger than some wedding parties for a reason. What’s the damn well point of having “people” around you if they can’t carry your dirty laundry?
Now, I’m not endorsing illegalities, but Gigi, let’s apply some basic logic here: If you’re going to indulge, indulge intelligently. You’ve got a net worth hovering around the $29 million mark. Use it wisely — to maintain your privacy, your reputation, and, yeah, keep your hands clean. For God’s sake, you’ve been in the fashion industry – subtlety and nuance should be something you understand.
Second, the possession itself. Here’s where the ‘no sense’ enter into our equation. Gigi, with your wealth and fame, you’re under the constant scrutiny of every tabloid and paparazzo. What part of a risk/reward ratio didn’t you understand when you thought, “Oh sure, let’s spark a jay on the Caymans”? Remember, you’re not just another face in the crowd, darling. One misstep, and it’s not whispers; it’s a world-wide spectacle.
You have all the fame you could desire, a career that has skyrocketed you to the pinnacle of your industry, and brand endorsements lining up like airplane traffic at LAX. And you decide the best use of your time, money, and public image is to get arrested for recreational drug use? Christ, Gigi, if you had even half the business ambition that you’ve got those high cheekbones, you’d be ruling more than just the catwalk.
It’s easy to get lost in the fame and the fury. It’s easy to forget that every action you make is amplified due to who you are. But let me tell you something – an ounce of common sense, not an ounce of marijuana, will take you further.
Take it from a four-time world champion – the race to the top is not won with foolish risks, but calculated moves. Wealth might pad the way, but without a sense of wisdom, you might as well be poor. Pay the fine, clean up your act, and next time, make headlines for something other than flagrant stupidity. Now that would be a ‘model’ behavior!
So get your shit together, Gigi Hadid. You’re in a spot where even your arrests are ‘high-profile’. Missteps can cost more than just $1000 fines. They can cost your career and a lifetime of work. You’re better than a petty offence, remember that the next time you decide to shake things up.
Just remember, all the money in the world can’t buy sense, but it can afford the best damn PR team to clean up your mess. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Signing off, #Hashtag Gigi-juana.
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