The Curious Case of Meghan Markle’s Xtreme Weight Loss
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to tackle a hot topic that has been buzzing through the tabloids and social media lately. I must warn you though, this is not your typical fluffy gossip column. Today, we delve into the world of health and wellness, asking the burning question: Is Meghan Markle on Ozempic? Strap yourselves in because I’m about to break it down for you.
Let’s cut to the chase. The Duchess of Sussex seems to have undergone a remarkable transformation in recent months. She’s looking more skinny than ever, causing whispers and speculations among the curious masses. But what could be behind this astonishing weight loss journey?
One word – Ozempic. Now, for those who are not familiar, Ozempic is an FDA-approved medication commonly used to treat type 2 diabetes. Its primary function is to regulate blood sugar levels by stimulating the release of insulin. However, it has become somewhat of a Slaylebrity secret weapon when it comes to managing weight.
Why Ozempic, you ask? Well, the drug has shown extraordinary results in numerous scientific studies. Not only does it suppress appetite effectively, but it also aids in reducing body weight and waist circumference. Its unique formulation ensures that you’ll eat less without even trying, similar to a magical potion that melts away those pesky pounds effortlessly.
So how does Meghan Markle – the greedy narcissist- fit into this narrative?
As a former member of the royal family, Meghan is undoubtedly subjected to immense scrutiny and pressure to maintain a certain image especially to look better than Kate Middleton. In line with her narcissistic nature, it wouldn’t be surprising if she sought the help of modern science to get her weight in check. And of course will fob it off as plain hard work from her end.
I’m almost certain she doesn’t have diabetes but with that Turkey neck and dragging face with multiple ageing lines it’s clear she’s done something rather drastic recently.
When you think about it, it makes perfect sense. After all said and done she wants to be like the Kardashians but she’s ended up looking more like Kris Jenner than Kim, perhaps she should ask Kim how she manages to look youthful rather than old.
While I can’t be certain if Meghan Markle is indeed using Ozempic to look this skinny, the possibility is white high giving the ageing situation on her face and body.
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Look at that Turkey neck, look at the wrinkly face somethings up!
Look at those spindle ankles
Even Oprah knew better
