This is why I believe Meghan Markle is on Ozempic
Listen up Unmasked Slaylebrity Tribe , because I’m about to reveal a truth that may shake your very existence. Is Meghan Markle on Ozempic? Well, let me break it down for you based on a recent video of Meghan I saw on Slaylebrity in my trademark style.
Yes, my Unmasked Slaylebrity tribe, it is highly likely! Just take one good look at her recent photos. Now, before all the keyboard warriors start attacking me with their sensitive emotions, let me clarify one thing – I’m not body shaming anyone. I’m just pointing out what appears to be a classic case of a “turkey neck.”
But what on earth is Ozempic, you ask? Well, for those uncultured few who aren’t aware, it’s a medication primarily used for treating type 2 diabetes. And let’s not forget that Meghan Markle, dear Duchess and all, is known to be keen on looking better than Kate Middleton her arch nemesis.
Now, Meghan Markle’s silly fans may say otherwise, but could it be possible that this narcissistic lady has turned to Ozempic to one up Kate and all of us who can’t stand her ? I mean, it wouldn’t be entirely surprising considering she’s a certified narcissistic.
I can’t applaud her for her obvious lack of judgement.
But remember, my dear Unmasked Slaylebrity tribe, before you go rushing to your local pharmacy demanding Ozempic prescriptions, know that this is not a healthy look, one look at Markle’s neck and quite frankly near resemblance to Kris Jenners face should dissuade you instantly.
She’s not got the Kim Kardashian effect after all she looks more like Kris Jenners age.
So there you have it. Whether Meghan Markle is incorporating Ozempic into her life or not, let’s focus on ignoring this attention seeking Queen as much as possible shall we!
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