**BILLIONAIRE FOOLS & THEIR GOLD-DIGGING PUPPETS EXPOSED (YOU’RE BOTH LOSERS)**
Listen up, simp lords and sugar babies. You wanna know why 82-year-old fossils like David Geffen marry 32-year-old “hotties” without a prenup? Because **delusion is the ultimate side effect of wealth**. Let me break down this circus act of “love” where everyone’s lying—especially to themselves.
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### **1. LOVE IS A LUXURY FOR THE POOR. RICH MEN BUY ILLUSIONS.**
David Geffen didn’t fall for a 32-year-old’s “charm.” He paid for a live-action *OnlyFans*. Let’s be real: No 82-year-old man—billionaire or not—believes a 32-year-old Adonis wants to hold his wrinkly hand for “love.” **He’s buying a fantasy.** A dopamine drip of youth, vanity, and the desperate hope that death might wait if he throws enough cash at it.
But here’s the crucible : **Gold diggers aren’t evil. They’re entrepreneurs.** They see a fossil with a bank account and think, “That’s a retirement plan with a pulse.” Meanwhile, the billionaire’s thinking, “he’ll make me feel 50 again.” Both lose. One gets a heartbreak. The other gets a payout.
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### **2. NO PRENUP? NO PROBLEM. (UNLESS YOU’RE STUPID)**
Geffen “forgot” a prenup? Please. This is a man who built record empires and outsmarted the music industry for decades. You think he’s dumb? **No. He’s arrogant.** Billionaires think their money is a force field against consequences. They believe their “wisdom” can outplay a 32-year-old’s ambition.
But here’s the plot twist: California law says stock dividends are *separate property*. Geffen’s wealth isn’t in cash—it’s in equities. So while Gold-Digger David Armstrong thought he hit the jackpot, he’s stuck with scraps. **The billionaire wins again.** The lesson? True power isn’t *having* money. It’s structuring it so even divorce can’t touch you.
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### **3. BILLIONAIRES DON’T MARRY “LOVERS.” THEY HIRE AUDIENCES.**
Let’s cut the crap. Marrying a 32-year-old isn’t about romance. It’s about **ego preservation**. Billionaires like Geffen don’t want a partner. They want a trophy, a nurse, and a hype man rolled into one. Someone to clap when they walk into a room and lie about their “youthful energy.”
But here’s the tragedy: **The gold digger always thinks they’re smarter.** They smirk, thinking, “I’ll outlast him and cash out.” But the billionaire’s been playing 4D chess since the Nixon administration. He’ll die on a throne of legal loopholes, leaving the digger with a Rolex and a participation trophy.
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### **THE BOTTOM LINE: YOU’RE EITHER THE PREDATOR OR THE PET**
This isn’t a love story. It’s a **hierarchy**.
– **Billionaires** get to LARP as virile gods.
– **Gold diggers** get a front-row seat to decay.
– **You** get to watch and seethe.
Geffen’s divorce isn’t a scandal. It’s a **masterclass**. He bought a human accessory, enjoyed the warranty, and returned it before the refund window closed. The digger? He’s left with Instagram clout and a story he’ll tell at the nursing home.
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### **WAKE UP OR STAY A CLOWN**
You want to win this game? **Stop being poor.**
– If you’re the billionaire: Hide your money better. Trust no one.
– If you’re the gold digger: Aim higher. Marry a Saudi prince. But don’t cheat you’ll get killed!!
– If you’re neither: Shut up and grind till you’re the one writing prenups.
Love is a fairy tale for people who can’t afford lawyers. The rest of us play for keeps.
**– CHIEF UNMASKER OF SLAYLEBRITIES**
*(P.S. If I were Geffen, I’d have married the lawyer. Stay sharp.)* 💸🔥⚖️
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BILLIONAIRE FOOLS & THEIR GOLD-DIGGING PUPPETS EXPOSED (YOU’RE BOTH LOSERS) PS: Love is a fairy tale for people who can’t afford lawyers. The rest of us play for keeps.
