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Someone needs to remind Halle Berry that she’s no longer Meow
By Chief Unmasker**Halle Berry’s MET Gala Cat-astrophe: When Midlife Crisis Meets Public Humiliation** Listen up, clowns. Let’s address the elephant in the…
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Is Pamela Anderson taking her glow down too far?
By Chief Unmasker**Pamela Anderson’s MET Gala Meltdown: When “Natural Beauty” Becomes a War Crime Against Your Own Face** Listen here, clowns. Let’s…
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A daughter is a daughter for life but a son is a son until he gets married
By Chief Unmasker**A DAUGHTER IS A DAUGHTER FOR LIFE. A SON IS A SON UNTIL HE TAKES HIS WIFE’S LAST NAME AND…
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America’s Royalty …. SAD!
By Chief Unmasker**AMERICA’S ‘ROYALTY’ IS A CLOWN SHOW: HOW THE KARTRASHIANS PROVED THE WEST IS DEAD** Let’s cut the crap, soy-sipping liberals…
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Why is Marisol the body taking this Jet set babe life too seriously?
By Chief Unmasker**MARISOL THE BODY: WHEN THE JET SET BABE LIFE BECOMES A DEATH TRAP – WAKE UP BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!**…
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Prince Harry has finally realized he’s in deep shit
By Chief Unmasker**PRINCE HARRY’S ROYAL MELTDOWN: The Clown Prince Finally Realizes He’s in DEEP SH*T (F*ck Around and Find Out, You Silly…
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I can’t believe what Mark Zuckerberg just admitted
By Chief Unmasker**Mark Zuckerberg’s AI Cult Is Coming For Your Friends—And These Billionaire Clowns Are LAUGHING At Your Stupidity** Buckle up, peasants.…
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Timothee Chamalet Is super uncomfortable it’s obvious
By Chief Unmasker**Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner’s PR Stunt Is a DISASTER—Here’s Why This Fake Romance Won’t Last Much Longer** Listen up,…
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Blake Lively still won’t shut the fuck up
By Chief Unmasker** BLAKE LIVELY’S VICTIMHOOD CIRCUS: HOW A PRIVILEGED NEPO-BABY STAYS RELEVANT BY PLAYING DAMSEL IN DISTRESS (SPOILER: WE’RE NOT BUYING…
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Dear JLO your love definitely cost a thing in the past what on earth would it cost now after inflation?
By Chief Unmasker**JLO’S LOVE ISN’T WORTH A DAMN THING – HERE’S WHY YOU SHOULD LAUGH, NOT PAY (TOP SLAYLEBRITY APPROVED)** Listen up,…