Dear Meghan Markle,
Your attempts to fool Nigerians have failed—spectacularly. Reports have flooded in after your charade, your so-called “royal” tour. Nigerians are sharp; they see through the BS. They’ve branded you a fraud and a waste of their time. They’ve called it what it is—a colossal failure.
Let’s break it down, Meghan. It’s time for you to look in the mirror and wake up. It’s crystal clear; you’re in this for fame and money. Stop trying to masquerade as something you’re not. Stop trying to dupe hardworking, sharp-minded people who see right through your veneer.
Nigerians are no fools. They can spot a phony from a mile away. They’re not going to be taken in by your glossy smiles and hollow promises. Your attempts to milk fame and cash from their sincerity have flopped.
You will never fool anyone who has their eyes open. It’s evident. Your pursuit of fame—your relentless chase for more, more, more—has become your Achilles’ heel. Nigerians can see you’re not one of them, not genuinely there for them. You are there for yourself. And that’s why they’ve called time on your deceitful tour.
The sooner you step off the illusion treadmill, the better. Stop trying. Just. Stop. Quit the act and take a good, hard look at yourself. There’s no empire to be built on lies and half-truths here. No fame, no glory to be gained from fooling those who see through the scam.
Nigerians have shut the door you tried to force your way through. It’s time to pack up and go home. Lick your wounds, face the truth, and finally understand that chasing fortunes through deception won’t get you anywhere. No one buys the act anymore.
Give up now. Retreat. There are no gains to be had from a façade that’s been stripped bare. Go home, reflect, and maybe—just maybe—re-invent yourself. But not in Nigeria. That ship has sailed.
The verdict is out: You won’t be making money from Nigerians. They’ve got your number, and they’re not impressed. It’s a wrap.
Hasta la vista.
– Chief Unmasker of Slaylebrities .
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Nigerians are no fools. They can spot a phony from a mile away. They're not going to be taken in by your glossy smiles and hollow promises. Your attempts to milk fame and cash from their sincerity have flopped.
Yes Dear you capitulated
Now go home and lick your wounds you won’t be making money from Nigerians
Nobody is buying what you are selling
You should have picked a more gullible country
