Elle Darby and Connor Swift have been cancelled by the Internet, these Slaylebrities always forget that the Internet has eyes and ears in every crevice, there is nothing hidden under the sun eventually you will be caught and EXPOSED!
This the tale of one woman’s journey from a modest YouTube fitness channel, to a Tango-Oranged, botox and baboon arse lip-fillered, contrived, spoilt, greedy, doesn’t-declare-AD’s, ratty hair extensioned, lies about her real size, buys fake followers, has a money sucking leech for a ‘dreamy’ boyfriend, is an all round knobhead.
Oh, and recently she was about 169 weeks pregnant…. and she of course milked it like no tomorrow meanwhile here man also had an uncovered tweet that had him saying he found pregnant women unpalatable, wonder how he really felt about Elle behind those picture perfect pregnancy photos.
She loves to splash the cash on her boyfriend, her White Company inspired interior and daily takeaways, yet has been on the beg for any free stuff for the baby in the most embarrassing of ways.
She recently did a 6k giveaway to boost her followers, yet at the same time got shamelessly gifted a pram believed to be valued over £1,000.
According to the creators of Inside No 9, she was the inspiration for the character of a ditzy, annoying vlogger in the episode “Thinking Out Loud”
Note: Elle HAS had surgery on her eyes, she made a youtube video about it back in 2018. (https://youtu.be/nTUSTw3zM7Q)
Photoshop
Not only is Elle the digestive and Maryland cookie queen, she is the queen of photoshop. She has edited her way through her 169 week pregnancy, and continuously lies about her size.
Connor is Elle’s baby daddy, and full time sponger, it’s rumored that he is in fact over a hundred years old and keeps rising from the dead. We’ve never seen a 20 something year old man look so pale and, well dead.
Connor is also known for following, looking up and liking Instagram models as young as 16.
Elle has a collection with In the style, oh look some more overpriced China tat
apart from launch day we are yet to see her wear ANY of it, or even promote it
https://youtu.be/EkB6Hp7alLg
It’s over for Elle Darby and her boo Connor Swift
Instagram @elledarby_
followers 700K +
Source Tattle Life
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