Alright.
Buckle up, buttercup. Time to pull back the curtain on one of the biggest frauds in the motivation game.
Let’s talk about Gary Vee.
That’s right. The guy who’s built an entire empire on telling YOU to hustle, to grind, to have empathy, to be a good person. The self-anointed king of “self-awareness” and “gratitude.”
Well, I’m here to tell you it’s a load of complete and utter BULLSHIT.
It’s time for Garyvee: Unmasked.
First, let’s look at the grind, right? This guy is everywhere. Pushing his VeeFriends NFTs like a desperate carnival barker. “Hey! Hey you! Yeah, you with the last $500 to your name! Buy my digital cartoon drawing! It’s the key to the universe!”
He’ll say he doesn’t need your money. Of course he’ll say that. But his entire social media presence is one long, screeching infomercial. He needs the audience. He needs the engagement. His whole agency, his entire brand, is built on one thing: his relevance. Without it, he’s just a loud guy from New Jersey with a podcast.
He’s not a guru. He’s a clown. A very, very rich clown, but a clown nonetheless. His business depends on you believing the hype. Without you watching, he’s irrelevant. Remember that.
But that’s just the surface-level scam. The real hypocrisy, the real stench of fraud, comes from his favorite word: EMPATHY.
Mr. Empathy. Saint Gary. He preaches kindness. He tells you to understand the haters, that they’re just sad people. He talks a big game about emotional intelligence and doing the right thing.
So what does Mr. Empathy do when he gets a little bored in his marriage?
He quits.
That’s right. He walked away from his wife, the mother of his children, because he “wasn’t happy anymore.” The sanctity of marriage? The commitment? The for-better-or-for-worse? Nah. That’s for the little people. For the followers. Not for the guru.
He chose his own happiness over his family. Period.
But wait… it gets better.
He doesn’t just quietly move on. Oh no. That’s not the Gary Vee way. He’s got a brand to build. So he goes on podcasts. He parades his new wife around. He rubs his new “happiness” in the face of the life he abandoned. That’s some real empathy, right there. True class.
But let’s not stop there. Let’s talk about the open secret everyone’s whispering about.
The word on the street—and it’s a street with a lot of traffic—is that Saint Gary wasn’t exactly lonely during that marriage. Rumor has it his current wife, Mona, wasn’t exactly a meet-cute after the divorce.
The story goes they had a five-year affair. A secret life in LA. He was allegedly paying for her apartment in NYC while he was still a family man back in Jersey. Playing house while he had a real one at home.
Let that sink in.
The empathy preacher was allegedly living a double life. The guy who calls out “haters” might have been betraying the very vows he once took.
But hey, maybe I’m wrong. Maybe it’s all a coincidence. Maybe it’s all perfectly innocent.
But I don’t think so. The pattern is there. The pattern is always there with these High-Profile Men. The thrill is gone at home, so they seek it elsewhere. They build a brand on being a good guy while doing shady guy things in the shadows.
And what’s the endgame? He’ll have kids with the new wife. He’ll be “happier than ever.” Until the grind gets boring again. Until the next distraction comes along. And the cycle will repeat. Because it always does.
And she’ll be there, decked out in her designer labels, sipping her matcha, probably willing to look the other way so long as the lifestyle—the brand—remains intact.
This is the unmasked truth.
Gary Vaynerchuk isn’t selling you success. He’s selling you a lie. He’s selling you a version of “happiness” that requires you to abandon your commitments the second they become inconvenient. He’s selling you “empathy” while allegedly showing the ultimate betrayal to the woman who stood by him.
He’s not a saint. He’s a salesman. And the most important product he’s ever sold is the image of Gary Vee.
Wake up.
Stop buying the nonsense from gurus who don’t live by their own rules. Your strength isn’t in abandoning your commitments—it’s in honoring them. Your character isn’t defined by your happiness—it’s defined by your integrity when times get tough.
He’s a clown. And the entire circus is a facade.
Top Slaylebrity Out.
Tiktok: @Garyvee
Followers: 15.1 Million
Buckle up, buttercup. Time to pull back the curtain on one of the biggest frauds in the motivation game. Let’s talk about GaryVee
