Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round, because we’re diving deep into the absurdity that is today’s world. Picture this: it’s January 2025, and crime has become a spectator sport. We’re no longer shocked by anything because reality has outpaced fiction in the craziest ways possible.

Enter Donald Trump and his ludicrous Trump Meme Coin. Yeah, you heard me right. The same guy who brought us “covfefe” has now brought a meme coin to the market. Our soon-to-be-installed president is not just messing around; he’s smack in your face with this new spectacle.

Here’s the kicker: this meme coin has skyrocketed. Everyone’s talking about it, everyone’s buying it – and everyone knows it’s going to crash and burn like a bad joke at a stand-up comedy night. But are we really surprised? Not in this reality show of a world. Imagine being rug pulled by your head of state – sounds crazy? Not in 2025!

But let’s flip the coin, shall we? Trump isn’t the first to rug pull us, Unmasked Slaylebrity tribe . No, he’s just the first to do it with such unapologetic flair. Past presidents have been doing it for years – promising us the moon and stars, only to send our hopes crashing and burning without a second thought. Those past mandates? They were investments with returns as disappointing as a flat soda.

The 2025 world stage is more circus than civilized, yet here we are, and we’re entertained. You know what? Maybe that’s the key: at least Trump’s not pretending. He’s not hiding behind glossy speeches and faux sincerity. He’s laid it all out for us, plain as day. Maybe that’s why the Trump Meme Coin saga is so captivating and, strangely, refreshingly forthright.

Our bewildering journey through this “cray cray” world isn’t without its parallels. Remember Mugabe and his public lottery? We all knew who the winner would be. But at least he had the decency to wrap it up in the thinnest veneer of legitimacy. This sensation we’re feeling? It’s what happens when the curtains are drawn back, and we see the show for what it truly is.

To wrap up, 2025 is the year we never saw coming. An age where the absurd has become our reality, and crime almost seems quaint by comparison. And our future leader launching a meme coin that’s destined to flame out? Well, that’s just the latest episode in this wild ride.

So hold onto your hats, my Unmasked Slaylebrity tribe , because if 2025 has taught us anything, it’s to expect the unexpected. In a world gone nuts, maybe it’s time to get comfortable with chaos. Let’s just sit back and watch this story unfold, because who knows what tomorrow will bring? Welcome to the future.

THE DARK SIDE OF THIS SHIT SHOW BY DANIEL PRINCE

Who is David Sacks and why was he chosen to be the CrYptO Czar for Trump’s administration?

He is a general partner of Craft Ventures, a venture capital fund he co-founded in late 2017.

Craft ventures focus on ‘Leaders in B2B software’.

And also seem to have a keen interest on anything Musk is building.

Including:
Space X
X
XAi (grok)
and even The Boring Company, weird.

More than both being South African-Americans.

Musk and Sacks are connected through Paypal.

Sacks was COO whilst Musk was CEO.

Nicely sitting atop the tree of the Paypal Mafia.

Sacks is Trump’s Crypto Czar and is knee-deep across the whole Solana spectrum.

– Trump’s DOGE – Department Of Governmental Efficiency – (An anagram clearly chosen to pump another Shitcoin) is chaired by Musk.

– Musk’s cousin is one of the first seed Angel Investors in Solana.

So, could it be at all claimed that maybe, just maybe there is a conflict of Interest, Insider Trading and Nepotism involved in launching $TRUMP ?

A Presidential Shitcoin on the SOLANA network!?

Would those involved be able to:

1. Protect pre-existing investments?
2. Pump pre-existing investments?
3. Dump pre-existing investments?

I am sure the Donald is very much the innocent party in this debacle and has been the victim of poor advice.

Perhaps he should consider clearing house of his CrYpTo AdViSorS on day -1 of his presidency?

Perhaps he shoud de-list $TRUMP effect immediately and make any tricked investors whole.

Perhaps we should be more vigilant (toxic) in the #bitcoin space and be ready to call out scams, even if they are at the highest level.

Or maaaaaybe this is all just me being a silly conthpirathy theorist

Basically what it all boils down to is Trump was chosen as an influencer

UPDATE

I kid you not Melania just launched her meme coin this is a disgrace a sickening catastrophe. What a joke!!!

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