**🔥 MARK ZUCKERBERG UNMASKED: THE LIZARD-CYBORG PUPPET MASTER PREPPING FOR ARMAGEDDON (AND YOU’RE STILL POSTING MEMES) 🔥**

Buckle up, sheeple. While you’re doomscrolling Reels and liking cat videos, the CEO of your soul-sucking addiction isn’t even *human*. Let’s cut the Matrix-fed lies: **Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard-cyborg hybrid hellbent on enslaving humanity.** And if you don’t see it, you’re either blind or brainwashed.

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### **1. LOOK AT HIS FACE (OR LACK THEREOF)**
You’ve seen mannequins with more humanity. **HIS “FACE” IS A GLITCH IN THE SIMULATION.**
– **DEAD EYES.** Lifeless, reptilian voids. No spark. No soul. Just the cold stare of a creature that forgot to download the “human emotions” DLC.
– **SKIN SUIT 2.0.** Notice how he “evolved” from a pale, sleep-deprived robot to a *slightly* warmer AI prototype once the public caught on? **COINCIDENCE?** Nope. Software update.
– **SMILE.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING.** His grin? A pre-programmed .gif. Uncanny. Robotic. *Designed* to mimic human joy—and failing spectacularly.

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### **2. HIS “HUMANITY” IS A BETA TEST (AND YOU’RE THE LAB RAT)**
Suddenly, he’s doing jiu-jitsu, grilling meat, and pretending to care about “community”? **WAKE. UP.**
– **AI EMERGENCE = ZUCK’S FACELIFT.** The second AI started creeping into the mainstream, his code switched to “Chill Dad Mode.” *“Look, I’m relatable! I wear hoodies!”* Pathetic.
– **RELATIONSHIPS? ZERO.** Name *one* person who genuinely loves him. His “friends”? Paid actors. His wife? A Stepford Wife bot with a 90-day return policy.
– **MORAL COMPASS? ERROR 404.** Stole Facebook from twins. Stole Stories from Snapchat. Stole your data from… *you*. **A PREDATOR WITH A PATENT ON PLAGIARISM.**

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### **3. HE’S A POLITICAL CHAMELEON (COLOR-CHANGING LIZARD, ANYONE?)**
One day he’s cozying up to Dems, next day he’s funding GOP. **HE’S NOT A TRAITOR—HE’S A T-1000.**
– **FLIP-FLOPPING FASTER THAN A METAVERSE AVATAR.** Saw the Dems sinking? Pivoted faster than a crypto scam. Principles? **FOR WEAKLINGS.**
– **SILICON VALLEY’S PUPPET MASTER.** Controls the info. Controls the narrative. Controls *you*. And you’re still tagging him in memes. *Embarrassing.*
– **HIS MASTER PLAN?** Keep you addicted, divided, and docile while he preps for the **APOCALYPSE HE KNOWS IS COMING.**

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### **4. HIS BUNKER? A ZUCK-FLAVORED DOOMSDAY PREPPER WET DREAM**
While you’re arguing about pronouns, Zuck’s building **FORT KNOX 2.0** on a private Hawaiian hellscape.
– **SELF-SUSTAINING COMPOUND.** Underground tunnels. Missile-proof panic rooms. A farm stocked with cloned livestock. *Why?* **HE KNOWS SOMETHING.**
– **INACCESSIBLE ISLAND.** No neighbors. No witnesses. Just Zuck, his servers, and a legion of android guards programmed to delete dissenters.
– **COCAIN-LIKE APPS = DISTRACTION.** You’re hooked on dopamine hits while he’s hoarding resources, plotting the reset. **WAKE UP OR STARVE.**

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### **5. THE BIGGER PICTURE: YOU’RE LIVING IN HIS METAVERSE DYSTOPIA**
Facebook? Instagram? **DIGITAL COCAINE.** He’s not a CEO—**HE’S A DEALER.**
– **STOLE YOUR TIME.** Your attention. Your kids’ futures. All traded for ads and fake likes.
– **STOLE YOUR FREEDOM.** Censors “misinformation” (truth) while pushing his agenda. **ORWELL WAS A OPTIMIST.**
– **STOLE YOUR HUMANITY.** You’d rather FaceTime than talk. Rather post than live. *You’re already a bot.*

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**🎯 BOTTOM LINE: ZUCK ISN’T HERE TO CONNECT YOU. HE’S HERE TO OWN YOU.**

The elites aren’t hiding anymore. They’re laughing as you volunteer for their matrix. **HE’S A LIZARD. A CYBORG. A PREDATOR.** And you’re still giving him your data, your face, your *life*.

**UNPLUG. FIGHT BACK. BURN THE METAVERSE TO THE GROUND.**

**YOUR FUTURE ISN’T A HASHTAG. IT’S A WAR. 💀**

*— CHIEF UNMASKER OF SLAYLEBRITIES*

*P.S. If you’re still using Facebook, you’re not a user. You’re livestock. 🐑*

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