**MEGHAN MARKLE’S ‘AS EVER’ SCAM: HOW A CLOWN PRINCESS PREYS ON SIMPS, LOSERS, AND DELUSIONAL STANS”**

Listen up, Top Slaylebrities and Queens with *actual* self-respect. Let’s cut through the fairy-tale B.S. and expose the grift of the century: **Meghan Markle’s Instagram circus and her laughable “business” empire built for one type of person only — SIMPS.**

You think I’m lying? Let’s break it down.

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### **1. HER INSTAGRAM: A MASTERCLASS IN CLOUT-CHASING**
She posts filtered photos of jam jars, farm cosplay, and cringe quotes about “kindness” while sitting in a mansion paid for by… *checks notes*… a Prince who traded his spine for a reality TV wife. **If you hit “follow” on her page, you’re not just a simp — you’re funding her delusion.**

She’s not “empowering” you. She’s laughing at you. Every heart emoji you drop under her posts is another dollar in her pocket, another Netflix deal for her to cry about “oppression” while sipping $500 champagne. **Wake. Up.**

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### **2. “AS EVER” JAMS? MORE LIKE “AS EVER A CON”**
Let me get this straight: She fled the royal family to… sell overpriced marmalade? **“As Ever” — as in, “as ever, I’m scamming you”?**

You’re paying $30 for strawberry jam from a woman who couldn’t handle *one season* of British weather without quitting. Meanwhile, real entrepreneurs are building empires without whining to Oprah. **If you buy her farmyard trinkets, you’re not “supporting women” — you’re a cash cow for a professional victim.**

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### **3. HER NETFLIX “CAREER”: A DUMPSTER FIRE FOR FOOLS**
She’s got a cooking show? Let me guess: Recipes for **“Tears of Privilege”** and **“Victimhood Croissants”**? Netflix handed her a deal because *drama sells*, not because she’s talented. **If you watch her shows, you’re not “woke” — you’re a sucker.**

Meanwhile, actual creators grind for years without a royal title or a husband dumb enough to alienate his entire family for clout. **Her “content” is a middle finger to hard work.**

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### **4. PRINCE SIMP: THE ULTIMATE LOSER PROPELLING THE GRIFT**
Let’s talk about Harry. The man traded palaces, honor, and heritage to play sidekick in Meghan’s **“World’s Most Expensive Pity Party.”** He’s the poster boy for simps — a walking L.

**Real men lead. They don’t whine on podcasts about “finding themselves” while their wives monetize their family’s trauma.** Harry’s not a prince anymore — he’s a mascot for Meghan’s brand of delusion.

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### **5. THE ONLY PEOPLE STILL SUPPORTING HER? CLOWNS.**
Let’s be crystal clear:
– **If you defend her**, you’re either a simp, a Karen, or a bot.
– **If you buy her jam**, you’re funding a narcissist’s yacht.
– **If you think she’s “inspirational”**, you’ve never met a *real* self-made woman.

**She’s not a role model. She’s a cautionary tale.**

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### **BOTTOM LINE: STOP THE SIMP-ATHY**
The world’s divided into wolves and sheep. Meghan’s a wolf in victim’s clothing, and her followers? **Sheep in simp’s clothing.**

Real winners don’t pedestalize washed-up actresses turned professional moaners. **Real winners build, hustle, and conquer — they don’t cry on camera for a paycheck.**

So next time you see her jam ad or Netflix trailer, ask yourself: **“Am I funding excellence… or bankrolling a con artist?”**

Drop the phone. Cancel Netflix. Buy your jam from someone who doesn’t need a royal title to validate their existence.

Side observations

Meghan’s claim that Netflix are in business with her is just another Meghan overblown tale- this is already typical for Netflix as Netflix actually sell merch attached to shows.

Update

As Ever NYC had this name before Meghan swooped in SUPPORT AND BUY THE REAL AS EVER

The train wreck just keeps on giving, MEGHAN will learn that the more fame you have the more problems you have
Furious Spanish mayor demands Meghan Markle axes her ‘identical’ As Ever… as she uncovers ANOTHER uncanny coincidence between brand and Mallorca

Meghan Markle has been told to remove the logo for her new lifestyle brand after the mayoress of a small town in Mallorca claimed it is an ‘exact copy’ of their town’s historic coat of arms.

On Tuesday, the Duchess of Sussex, 43, renamed her luxury lifestyle brand ‘As Ever’ and launched a website with a cover photo of her holding hands with her daughter Lilibet, three, in the California sunshine.

The logo, featuring a palm tree and two birds, has drawn comparisons to the heraldic emblem of the town of Porreres, with the mayoress describing the situation as ‘surreal’.

Xisca Mora, the mayoress of Porreres, told EL PAÍS that although the town is not in a position to take legal action over alleged plagiarism, they are demanding that the logo be removed.

The town’s heraldic coat of arms dates back to 1370 and is a significant part of the town’s cultural heritage.

Xisca told MailOnline: ‘We are still a bit shocked, we thought it was fake news at first, we didn’t know what was happening.

‘Then loads of newspapers and media started calling us and we realised it was serious.’

She said the similarities are ‘undeniable’, adding: ‘They are the same, except the birds are a little different and they used different colours, but they are nearly identical.’

**— CHIEF UNMASKER OF SLAYLEBRITIES**

*PS: If this triggered you, you’re probably Meghan’s target audience. Upgrade your mindset.* 💎🚗✈️

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