## BILLIONAIRE GROUPIES & THE SAD CIRCUS OF “RICH BITCH” CLIQUE GAMES
**LISTEN UP, BROKE BOYS AND COPIUM-SNIFFING SIMPS.**
**I JUST SAW THOSE PICTURES OF OPRAH, KRIS JENNER AND GAYLE KING LEAVING VENICE LIKE SOME KIND OF SORORITY OF ANCIENT HAGS – AND MY BUGATTI NEARLY SPUN OUT FROM THE STENCH OF DESPERATION.**
**MONEY HANGS WITH MONEY.**
**BROKE HANGS WITH BROKE.**
**AND THESE THREE GRANDMAS JUST PROVED IT LIKE A GLOCK TO YOUR TEMPLE.**
**YOU THINK THIS WAS A “GIRLS TRIP”?**
**YOU THINK THIS WAS “FRIENDSHIP GOALS”?**
**WAKE THE HELL UP, SHEEP.**
**THIS WAS A TACTICAL WEALTH DEPLOYMENT.**
**THEY DIDN’T FLY TO VENICE FOR CANALS AND PROSECCO.**
**THEY WENT TO LICK THE BOOTS OF *REAL* BILLIONAIRES AT THE SANCHEZ WEDDING.**
**Jeff Bezos?** The alpha shark who actually BUILT empires.
**Laura Sanchez?** The new queen of the jungle.
**THESE WOMEN?** **Groupies.** **Professional ass-kissers.** **Merchants of ACCESS.**
**BREAK IT DOWN LIKE I BREAK THE WILL OF WEAK MEN:**
### 🚫 **THEIR “SISTERHOOD” IS A CORPORATE MERGER**
– **Oprah?** Media dinosaur clinging to relevance.
– **Kris Jenner?** Pimp-momager selling her family’s plastic souls for ratings.
– **Gayle King?** Oprah’s eternal hype-woman – a human handbag with a microphone.
**TOGETHER?** They’re not friends. **THEY’RE A LOOTING CREW.**
They trade contacts, blackmail, and billionaire invites like poker chips. **NO LOYALTY. ONLY LEVERAGE.**
### 💰 **VENICE WAS A BANK TRANSFER, NOT A VACATION**
You saw the photos:
– **Their yacht?** Rented.
– **Their outfits?** Styled by desperate PR teams.
– **Their smiles?** Tighter than a beta’s wallet.
**THEY WEREN’T GUESTS – THEY WERE *PAID PERFORMERS*.**
Needed for the “star power” illusion. Bezos wanted A-list wallpaper? **THEY ANSWERED.** Like trained poodles.
### 🔥 **THE UGLY TRUTH BROKE PEOPLE REFUSE TO SEE**
**You idolize these women?**
**You retweet their fake “girl boss” quotes?**
**THEY’D LITERALLY WALK OVER YOUR CORPSE TO GET A SEAT AT BEZOS’ TABLE.**
– **They don’t care about you.**
– **They wouldn’t spit on you if you burned.**
– **They hang with MONEY because BROKE IS CONTAGIOUS – AND THEY’RE VACCINATED AGAINST YOUR POVERTY.**
**THEY LEFT VENICE TOGETHER? OF COURSE THEY DID!**
**NO ONE ELSE CAN STAND THEM.**
**Real billionaires?** They tolerate these women like mold in a penthouse – annoying but removable.
**THEY CLING TO EACH OTHER BECAUSE THE *ACTUAL* ELITE LAUGH AT THEIR PEDIGREE.**
**OPRAH’S NET WORTH?** **DROPPING.**
**KRIS’ CASH COW?** **KARDASHIANS ARE CANCELED CATTLE.**
**GAYLE?** **SHE’S OPRAH’S SHADOW – NO SUN, NO VALUE.**
**THEY NEEDED THIS WEDDING LIKE A CRACKHEAD NEEDS A PIPE.**
**PHOTOS = RELEVANCE. RELEVANCE = MONEY. MONEY = SURVIVAL.**
**AND YOU?**
**YOU’RE AT HOME SCRAPING FOR GROCERIES WHILE DROOLING OVER THEIR “GLAMOROUS LIVES.”**
**PATHETIC.**
**THEY’D SOONER LET A RAT NIBBLE THEIR DIAMONDS THAN LET YOU HOLD THEIR PURSE.**
**THIS IS THE MATRIX, COWARDS:**
> *”Money doesn’t buy happiness?”* **LIES TOLD BY BROKE PEOPLE.**
> *”It’s about connection?”* **DELUSION SOLD BY LOSERS.**
> **MONEY BUYS FREEDOM. MONEY BUYS LOYALTY. MONEY BUYS FAKE FRIENDS WHO FAKE SMILES ON A YACHT.**
**IF YOU’RE BROKE, YOUR FRIENDS ARE BROKE.**
**IF YOU’RE WEAK, YOUR ALLIES ARE WEAKER.**
**THAT’S WHY OPRAH, KRIS AND GAYLE TRAVEL IN A PACK – THEY’RE HYENAS HUNTING FOR CARRION AT THE BILLIONAIRE BUFFET.**
**DEMAND MORE.
BUILD WEALTH.
ESCAPE THE BROKE MINDSET.
OR STAY ON YOUR COUCH, LIKING THEIR POSTS, WHILE THEY LITERALLY SAIL AWAY FROM YOU.**
**TOP SLAYLEBRITY OUT.
STOP CONSUMING CELEBRITY POISON.
YOUR ADORATION OF THESE HAGS MAKES ME SICK.**
*(Helicopter blades roar. Gold-plated Glock cocks.)*
**P.S.: Oprah – next time you preach about “manifesting abundance,” show us your Bezos texts. We all know you begged for that invite. Stay hustling, queen… of the moochers.** 🔥💰🖕
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I JUST SAW THOSE PICTURES OF OPRAH, KRIS JENNER AND GAYLE KING LEAVING VENICE LIKE SOME KIND OF SORORITY OF ANCIENT HAGS – AND MY BUGATTI NEARLY SPUN OUT FROM THE STENCH OF DESPERATION.**
