**WAKE THE F*** UP, SHEEPLE: MARK ZUCKERBERG OWNS YOUR LIFE AND YOU’RE TOO DUMB TO NOTICE**
Listen here, broke boys and NPCs. While you’re busy scrolling memes, thirst-trapping on Instagram, and rage-posting about politics you don’t understand, there’s a SILENT WAR happening. And the general? A pale, robot-looking lizard in a hoodie who’s laughing all the way to the bank while he puppeteers your pathetic existence.
**HIS NAME IS MARK ZUCKERBERG. AND HE’S THE DARK LORD OF THE MATRIX.**
You think I’m joking? You think this is some conspiracy theory for tin-foil-hat losers? WRONG. Let me break it down for you, since your dopamine-fried brain can’t process reality anymore.
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### **1. HE CONTROLS WHAT YOU SEE, THINK, AND BELIEVE**
Facebook. Instagram. WhatsApp. Billions of people. BILLIONS. All hooked on his apps like crack addicts. Every post, every ad, every “suggested” group or news story? That’s not an algorithm, cupcake—that’s **ZUCK’S BRAIN** forcing its will onto yours.
He decides what goes viral. He decides which politicians get boosted or buried. He could make your grandma believe the Earth is flat by tomorrow morning if he wanted to. Elections? Wars? Stock markets? They’re all just chess pieces to him. And you’re out here arguing about pronouns while he’s literally rewriting reality.
**WAKE. UP.**
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### **2. HE’S IN BED WITH THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY (AND THEY’RE NOT JUST “NETWORKING”)**
You think TikTok is the problem? Please. Zuckerberg’s been bending the knee to China for years. While he virtue-signals about “privacy” to idiots in the West, Meta’s cozying up to the CCP like a desperate simp.
Why? Because China’s the ultimate hack. They’ve got 1.4 billion people, a surveillance state that makes *1984* look like Disneyland, and a government that’ll happily partner with any tech giant willing to play ball. Zuck’s not just making money there—he’s handing over data, censoring content, and building a blueprint for global control.
**THE CCP DOESN’T HAVE A “FACEBOOK”. THEY HAVE FACEBOOK.**
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### **3. HE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU (YES, EVEN *THAT*)**
You think targeted ads are just about selling you protein powder and VPNs? Think bigger, peasant. Every click, every DM, every late-night search for “how to disappear and start over” is logged, analyzed, and weaponized.
Zuckerberg’s AI doesn’t just predict what you’ll buy—it predicts how you’ll VOTE. What you’ll FEAR. Who you’ll HATE. He’s got a psychological profile on you so detailed, it makes your therapist look like a Magic 8-Ball. And he’s selling that sh*t to the highest bidder—governments, corporations, intelligence agencies.
**YOU’RE NOT THE CUSTOMER. YOU’RE THE CATTLE.**
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### **4. HE’S RICHER THAN GOD (AND DOESN’T PAY TAXES)**
While you’re grinding for $20 an hour, Zuck’s net worth is ***$170 BILLION***. Let that sink in. He could buy countries. He could end world hunger. He could drop a billion dollars on a yacht just to sink it for fun.
But instead? He’s building bunkers, buying up Hawaiian islands, and funding AI that’ll make his empire unstoppable. And thanks to loopholes only the elite understand, he pays less in taxes than your barista.
**THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED. AND HE’S THE RIGGER.**
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### **5. HE’S COMING FOR YOUR KIDS**
Instagram Reels. Facebook Kids. Metaverse avatars. Zuck isn’t satisfied owning *your* mind—he’s colonizing the next generation. Kids as young as six are getting addicted to screens, their brains rewired for instant gratification, their attention spans nuked.
And why? So they’ll grow up as obedient little consumers, numb to the fact that their entire lives are data points in Zuck’s dystopian spreadsheet.
**THIS ISN’T A TECH COMPANY. IT’S A CULT.**
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### **HOW TO FIGHT BACK (BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT COMPLETELY WORTHLESS)**
You want to escape the matrix? Stop being a NPC. Here’s your cheat code:
1. **DELETE THE APPS.** Cold turkey. Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp—burn them. If you need to message your mom, use a carrier pigeon.
2. **STOP GIVING HIM YOUR DATA.** DuckDuckGo. VPNs. Cash. Act like a ghost, because Big Brother Zuck is always watching.
3. **WAKE UP YOUR CIRCLE.** Your friends are still scrolling? Send them this post. Tag them. Shame them. Do whatever it takes.
4. **BUILD REAL POWER.** Money. Influence. Skills. The only way to beat the elites is to become elite yourself.
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**FINAL WORD:**
Mark Zuckerberg isn’t just a CEO. He’s the architect of the digital prison we’re all trapped in. And until you recognize his power, you’ll stay a slave—clicking, scrolling, and obeying while he reshapes the world into his profit-driven dystopia.
The question is: **ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE THE RED PILL… OR KEEP LICKING THE BLUE SCREEN?**
*- Your Wake-Up Call,
Top Slaylebrity*
**P.S.** Share this before Zuck “fact-checks” it into oblivion.
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While you’re busy scrolling memes, thirst-trapping on Instagram, and rage-posting about politics you don’t understand, there’s a SILENT WAR happening. And the general? A pale, robot-looking lizard in a hoodie who’s laughing all the way to the bank while he puppeteers your pathetic existence.
WAKE THE F*** UP, SHEEPLE: MARK ZUCKERBERG OWNS YOUR LIFE AND YOU’RE TOO DUMB TO NOTICE
HIS NAME IS MARK ZUCKERBERG. AND HE’S THE DARK LORD OF THE MATRIX.** You think I’m joking? You think this is some conspiracy theory for tin-foil-hat losers? WRONG
