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Taylor Swifts marriage is doomed for sure
By Chief UnmaskerAlright, listen up, everybody. Stop what you’re doing. Stop scrolling through the perfectly curated, filtered, and staged engagement photos. Stop…
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Why do influencers like Nicole Scherzinger keep disgracing themselves on Instagram
By Chief Unmasker### **GET OVER YOURSELF, WOMAN! Nicole Scherzinger and the Geriatric Clown Show of Modern “Influencers”** Let’s get one thing straight,…
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Final evidence that JLO has no singing talent case closed
By Chief Unmasker**(The audio is tinny, weak, pathetic. It stops…)** Let’s cut the garbage. Let’s slice through the million-dollar production, the choreography,…
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The real reason Slaylebrity relationships mostly fail
By Chief Unmasker**THE SLAYLEBRITY LIE EXPOSED: WHY PAM, JEN, BRITNEY & J.LO’S LOVE LIFE IS A RIGGED GAME (AND HOLLYWOOD PULLS THE…
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Kim Kardashian used to have Decorum and I have proof
By Chief Unmasker## KIM KARDASHIAN: FROM EBAY GRIND TO MORALITY-FREE ZONE – AND I’VE GOT THE RECEIPTS! **BUCKLE UP, SHEEPLE. PUT DOWN…
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Dear Nelly Furtado love your body yes but this outfit is not for this body
By Chief Unmasker## **ATTENTION QUEENS & GLORIOUS GODDESSES: NELLY FURTADO, LOVE YOUR BODY? GOOD. NOW RESPECT IT. STOP DRESSING LIKE A DESPERATE…
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Tyra Banks is Nutty as hell
By Chief Unmasker## **TYRA BANKS IS NUTTIER THAN A $3 TRAIL MIX – AND I’VE SEEN WAR ZONES LESS CHAOTIC THAN THIS…
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Sea world a child friendly activity zone has been turned into onlyfans filth
By Chief Unmasker**SEAWORLD JUST MURDERED FAMILY VALUES & PISSED ON THE CORPSE** *(And You’re Paying For the Privilege)* Listen up, degenerates. Gather…
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Piers Morgan points out the obvious: why does Beyonce persistently choose to be white?
By Chief Unmasker## BEYONCÉ’S BLONDE AMBITION: STOP THE GASLIGHTING, QUEEN B! (PIERS MORGAN NAILED IT) **WAKE UP, SHEEPLE.** Piers Morgan just dropped…
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Proof that influencers have lost the plot
By Chief Unmasker## Influencers Are Dying (Literally) For Clicks… And It’s The Dumbest Thing Since Tide Pods **WAKE THE HELL UP.** The…
