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JLO simping fans take a bloody damn seat
By Chief Unmasker**STOP WHINING LIKE PATHETIC BEGGARS – YOUR IDOL IS LAUGHING AT YOU** *(And Beyoncé’s Too Busy Counting Billions to Care…
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Are Beyonce and JayZ actually Billionaires
By Chief Unmasker## BEYONCÉ & JAY-Z: BILLION-DOLLAR SMOKE & MIRRORS (THE DESPERATION TOUR EXPOSES THE LIE) **LISTEN UP, BROKE BOYS AND BLIND…
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Mother Theresa was not a Saint Wake Up
By Chief Unmasker## SAINTHOOD DECLASSIFIED: MOTHER TERESA’S HALO IS RUSTED BULLETPROOF STEEL (AND YOUR FAITH IS THE CASUALTY) **LISTEN UP, SLEEPWALKERS.** You’ve…
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Liver Kings Brain is cooked there’s no more question
By Chief Unmasker## **LIVER KING’S BRAIN IS FRIED TRENBOLOGNA: THE STEROID-SOAKED CLOWN THREATENING GODS** ***(HE THREATENED JOE ROGAN? HIS LAST NEURON JUST…
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I used to think Charlize Theron was classy boy was I wrong
By Chief Unmasker## **CHARLIZE THERON: THE GERIATRIC COUGAR EXPOSED (AND WHY FEMINISM IS A FILTHY LIE)** ***(GRANDMA’S DIRTY DIAPER MOUTH JUST KILLED…
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The exact blueprint of how Kris Jenner built an empire by destroying her family
By Chief Unmasker## KRIS JENNER’S BLOOD MONEY EMPIRE: THE RUTHLESS BLUEPRINT TO SELLING YOUR SOUL FOR BILLIONS *(WARNING: This Truth Will Make…
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Kim Kardashian Unmasked: Controlled, Groomed, Sold
By Chief Unmasker**BREAK THE MANNEQUIN: KIM KARDASHIAN IS A GHETTO-GILT SLAVE IN A $2 BILLION CAGE (WAKE UP SHEEPLE!)** **Listen up, NPCs…
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Lily Phillips desperation for views is so pathetic now my heart bleeds for her soul
By Chief Unmasker## LILY PHILLIPS’ NUCLEAR-LEVEL DESPERATION HITS ROCK BOTTOM: SLEEPING WITH WIDOWS FOR CLOUT? YOU’RE DONE. ✋ **LISTEN UP, YOU PATHETIC…
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This is perfect someone finally sues Cassie hope they sue for the entire $30 million
By Chief Unmasker## SUE HER INTO OBLIVION. KARMA JUST SERVED A $30 MILLION PLATE OF REVENGE – AND IT’S PIPING HOT. **Buckle…
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LMAOL Silly Blake Lively just stupidly subpoenaed Perez Hilton and Candace Owens
By Chief Unmasker🔥 **BALDONI VS. LIVELY: WHEN CELEBRITY DRAMA GOES NUCLEAR** 🔥 *(Satire – Not Actual Legal Commentary)* **WAKE UP SHEEPLE!** Hollywood’s…
