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LeBron James can’t take a joke he’s about to fuck around and find out
By Chief Unmasker## LEBRON JUST DECLARED WAR ON THE INTERNET… AND HE’S ABOUT TO GET ABSOLUTELY BODIED (Welcome to the SOFT ERA,…
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Kris Jenner thought she could stay young but her hands did not get the memo
By Chief Unmasker## KRIS JENNER’S HANDS ARE SNITCHING! NATURE JUST SLAPPED THE UGLY TRUTH ON HER DESPERATE GRAB FOR YOUTH **LISTEN UP,…
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I thought Rihanna had sense until she did this
By Chief Unmasker## RIHANNA? MORE LIKE REBELLION-NA. SHE JUST DECLARED WAR ON DECENCY – AND LOST. **LISTEN UP, KINGS AND QUEENS WITH…
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Nicky Minaj $40 million G550 Private jet can she afford it?
By Chief Unmasker## NICKI MINAJ’S $40M PINK JET? EITHER SHE’S A FINANCIAL GODDESS… OR SHE’S PLAYING WITH FIRE. 🔥✈️ **LISTEN UP, PLAYERS…
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Why is Oprah suddenly besties with Kris Jenner?
By Chief Unmasker## **OPRAH’S MASK JUST SLIPPED. KRIS JENNER IS HER NEW DRUG. (GAYLE, PACK YOUR BAGS!)** Wake up, sheeple. **Stop pretending…
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Why Some People think Ariana Grande is Latino or Black
By Chief Unmasker**BUCKLE UP, SNOWFLAKES. IT’S TIME TO DROP SOME TRUTH BOMBS ABOUT ARIANA GRANDE.** **YOU’VE BEEN LIED TO. MANIPULATED. PLAYED FOR…
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Kris Jenner just learnt you can’t cheat age after all
By Chief Unmasker## KRIS JENNER JUST GOT BODIED BY MOTHER NATURE: YOUR PLASTIC FANTASY IS OVER, SISTER. **Listen up, peasants.** You’ve seen…
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JLO simping fans take a bloody damn seat
By Chief Unmasker**STOP WHINING LIKE PATHETIC BEGGARS – YOUR IDOL IS LAUGHING AT YOU** *(And Beyoncé’s Too Busy Counting Billions to Care…
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Mother Theresa was not a Saint Wake Up
By Chief Unmasker## SAINTHOOD DECLASSIFIED: MOTHER TERESA’S HALO IS RUSTED BULLETPROOF STEEL (AND YOUR FAITH IS THE CASUALTY) **LISTEN UP, SLEEPWALKERS.** You’ve…
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I used to think Charlize Theron was classy boy was I wrong
By Chief Unmasker## **CHARLIZE THERON: THE GERIATRIC COUGAR EXPOSED (AND WHY FEMINISM IS A FILTHY LIE)** ***(GRANDMA’S DIRTY DIAPER MOUTH JUST KILLED…
