Meghan Markle couldn’t win in the UK or United States so she’s decided to try Nigeria

Oh, Meghan Markle, the Duchess who couldn’t quite hack it in the United Kingdom or the United States has now set her sights on Nigeria. It seems that no matter where she goes, she just can’t seem to catch a break.

Meghan Markle, the American actress turned Duchess, thought she could win over the hearts of the British people with her charm and grace. But, oh how wrong she was. From the moment she entered the Royal Family, it was clear that she was out of her depth. Her Hollywood antics and attention-seeking ways were not appreciated by the traditionalists across the pond.

And when she tried to make a break for it and return to the United States, she was met with equally harsh criticism. The American public saw through her facade as well, recognizing her for what she truly was – a fame-hungry social climber who would stop at nothing to get what she wanted.

So now, Meghan has turned her gaze towards Nigeria. But let me tell you, Meghan, the Nigerian people are not ones to be fooled. They value tradition and family above all else, two things that you seem to have little regard for.

Nigerians do not take kindly to those who are willing to throw their family under the bus for personal gain. They value loyalty and respect, two qualities that Meghan seems to lack. So, Meghan, good luck in trying to win over the hearts of the Nigerian people. I have a feeling that you will be sorely disappointed.

It seems that Meghan Markle is still searching for a place where she can be accepted and adored. But perhaps she should take a long hard look in the mirror and realize that the problem lies not with the people around her, but with herself. Maybe it’s time for Meghan to do some self-reflection and figure out why she continues to fail in her attempts to win over the hearts of the public.

In the end, Meghan Markle may never find the acceptance and love that she so desperately craves. And as she moves on to yet another country in search of adoration and admiration, one thing is clear – Meghan Markle is a lost soul in search of validation. And until she learns to value tradition, family, and respect, she will continue to struggle in her quest for acceptance. Good luck in Nigeria, Meghan. You’re going to need it.

SORRY MEGHAN YOU CAN’T 419 NIGERIANS