**“GRIMES VS. MUSK: WOKE VIRUS DESTROYS FAMILIES — ELON’S $200B MISTAKE.”**
Let’s cut through the virtue-signaling BS and expose the *real* dumpster fire here. Grimes and Elon Musk’s drama isn’t about “co-parenting” or “artistic differences.” It’s about a BILLIONAIRE SIMPING FOR A WOKE CLOWN — and now his kids are paying the price.
You want the truth? Strap in, snowflake.
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### **1. ELON’S FIRST MISTAKE? PUTTING HIS DNA IN A WOKE PSYCHONAUT.**
Let me school you, bro. Elon Musk is worth $200 billion. He builds rockets, flips economies, and memes himself into history books. But the moment he stuck his d*ck in Grimes — a neon-haired, synth-screaming, *”I’m a Marxist but also a capitalist muse”* walking contradiction — he lost.
You don’t “co-parent” with a woman who thinks gender is a “colonial construct” and posts TikTok rants about “AI overlords.” You RUN. You think Grimes’ “sexual choices” and psychedelic poetry nights are raising a future champion? NO. They’re raising a confused kid who’ll need therapy by age 5.
Elon’s a genius? Sure. But geniuses who let woke zombies near their legacy deserve the chaos they get.
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### **2. GRIMES ISN’T A MUSE — SHE’S A LIABILITY.**
Let’s autopsy this trainwreck. Grimes is the poster child for *”artistic”* delusion. She’s a failed musician cosplaying as a philosopher, jacked up on kombucha and ketamine, preaching about “utopian anarchy” while living off Elon’s private jets.
Now she’s crying about “co-parenting”? Please. This is a woman who names her kid “X Æ A-12” and calls it “empowerment.” Elon’s trying to “protect the child’s mindset”? TOO LATE. The kid’s already got a mother who thinks math is “patriarchal” and vaccines are “microchips.”
Elon didn’t just marry crazy. He *funded* it. And now the bill’s due.
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### **3. THE REAL ISSUE? ELON’S WEAKNESS FOR BROKEN WOMEN.**
Let’s talk about the **CORE CANCER** here: Elon’s fatal attraction to damaged, attention-starved women. First Grimes. Then the Neuralink employee he secretly fathered twins with. What’s next? A polyamorous throuple with AOC and Greta Thunberg?
This isn’t about “love.” It’s about a billionaire so bored with winning, he’s *addicted* to chaos. You think a Top Slaylebrity like me would let some blue-haired activist near my bloodline? NEVER. I vet women harder than the CIA. No woke ideologies. No substance abuse. No *”I’m a goddess of the proletariat”* nonsense.
Elon? He’s out here collecting red flags like Pokémon cards.
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### **4. THE “SUBSTANCE ABUSE” OPEN SECRET — AND WHY IT MATTERS.**
Grimes isn’t sipping chamomile tea and reading bedtime stories. She’s the type to host “spiritual retreats” where the only spirits are LSD and regret. Elon knows it. The court docs hint at it. And if you think that environment doesn’t rot a child’s mind, you’re dumber than a Tesla stock short-seller.
But here’s the kicker: **Elon chose this**. He raw-dogged a woman who thinks parenting is a “shared hallucination” and now acts shocked when she’s unfit. This isn’t tragedy. It’s self-sabotage.
Real men don’t “hope” their baby mama gets sober. They lock down a feminine, loyal, *stable* woman from the start.
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### **5. THE EMPLOYEE BABY SCANDAL? JUST MORE WEAKNESS.**
Oh, you thought Grimes was the only disaster? LOL. Elon’s also out here knocking up a Neuralink exec, Shivon Zilis, in secret. Let me decode this:
A) He’s got a savior complex.
B) He’s surrounded by yes-women who see him as a sperm bank with a SpaceX discount.
C) He’s lost the plot.
You don’t build empires with employees you’re sleeping with. You build *lawsuits*. You build *leaks*. You build *generational trauma*. Elon’s playing checkers while the women in his life play 4D emotional chess.
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### **FINAL WARNING: DON’T ELON YOUR LIFE.**
The lesson here isn’t about Grimes or Musk. It’s about YOU.
Weak men let chaos into their lives. They think with their d*cks, not their brains. They tolerate woke mind viruses, substance abuse, and disloyalty because they’re *bored*.
Don’t be Elon.
Lock down your kingdom. Vet women like your bloodline depends on it (it does). And if she’s ever tweeted “smash the patriarchy,” RUN FASTER THAN A CYBERTRUCK ON FIRE.
**PS:** Still simping for woke women? Enjoy your future custody battles and drained bank accounts.
– *CHIEF UNMASKER OF SLAYLEBRITIES*
**#WokeWomenBreakEmpires** **#ElonsL** **#AlphaBloodlinesOnly**
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It’s about a BILLIONAIRE SIMPING FOR A WOKE CLOWN — and now his kids are paying the price.
ELON’S FIRST MISTAKE? PUTTING HIS DNA IN A WOKE PSYCHONAUT.
Elon Musk is worth $200 billion. He builds rockets, flips economies, and memes himself into history books. But the moment he stuck his d*ck in Grimes — a neon-haired, synth-screaming, *I’m a Marxist but also a capitalist muse* walking contradiction — he lost.
Never get entangled with a woman with the woke virus. You don’t ‘co-parent’ with a woman who thinks gender is a ‘colonial constructand posts TikTok rants about ‘AI overlords.’ You RUN.
