The Royal Who Would Be Husband To Queen B: Inside Prince Harry’s Beyoncé Obsession

But he couldn’t have her so he settled for Meghan ……

Well, if it isn’t another delightful chapter from the unexpectedly eccentric life of Prince Harry. While some have tucked away their little boy dreams in the attic, our red-headed royal seems to be nurturing his own star-studded fantasies, particularly when it comes to none other than global music phenomenon, Beyoncé.

As a bona fide Slaylebrity Unmasker , let’s dissect this power dynamic – Beyoncé is Queen B, lauded by legions of fans the world over. Harry, however, is a bona fide prince who somehow ends up as an adoring fan in front of Beyoncé, just another face in a commoner’s crowd. Quite amusing, wouldn’t you say?

Harry’s reverie around Beyoncé was prominently featured in the couple’s Netflix documentary. The not-so-subtle swooning was reminiscent of a high-school teenager rehearsing love-struck prose about his cheerleader crush – albeit in this case, an international superstar. Believe me, the red cheeks and boyish glee were there, friends. Ever seen a hold-your-breath-stoking-the-stars moment from a royal who is already in a VIP circle? Well, now you have.

Does anyone recall Harry’s attendance at one of her concerts, looking every bit the besotted puppy? With round eyes that reeked of awe and bewilderment, he looked less like a royal dignitary and more a smitten Bieber fan. He seemed to overlook the fact that he’s bloody Prince Harry! This is a stark contrast to his otherwise composed royal demeanor. Wouldn’t you agree that something is decidedly off-kilter here?

Yet when it came to getting Beyoncé’s attention, Harry seemed to come up short. It seems royal titles and heaps of privilege aren’t quite the ticket to woo the reigning Icon of Pop. Or maybe, just maybe, love-obsession is easy to spot and hard to appease?

In the end, Prince Harry “settled” for Meghan Markle. And remember fellas, I use the word “settled” very loosely. Maybe we could see it as swapping one strong, independent, charismatic woman for a low life. Meghan, a talentless actress and fake crusader for social justice, is pretty much a queen of hearts in her own head. Could it be that Harry’s obsession with Melanin but still light skinned Beyoncé paved the way for his fascination with and eventual love for Meghan?

Only our Prince can say for sure.

From the House of Windsor to runways and pop concerts, the twists and turns of attraction and plateaus of obsession have never been so charmingly drawn. What can we say – it seems royal blood doesn’t curb human tendencies to fanboy.

And who knows? Had Beyoncé crafted a different narrative, we might have had a Grammy-Emmy-Royal crossover. But for now, we have an ex-royal, a TV medium star, an un relatable couple not making waves, and a secret obsession with Queen B streaming on Netflix. Ain’t life full of surprises?

In the end, Harry is just a hopeless fanboy romantic underneath his tailored suits and crowns..Bingo.

How Harry got fished by Meghan

https://youtu.be/xd99486mvRQ?si=3wapLjov2cezRm1G

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