## **LIVER KING’S BRAIN IS FRIED TRENBOLOGNA: THE STEROID-SOAKED CLOWN THREATENING GODS**
***(HE THREATENED JOE ROGAN? HIS LAST NEURON JUST SNAPPED)***
LISTEN UP, CARNIVORE CUCKS. While you’re choking down bull testicles to “optimize your ancestral lineage,” **YOUR LEADER’S BRAIN IS SLOW-DRILLING IN A TRENBOLONE FRYER.** Liver King isn’t just cooked—he’s **WELL-DONE, SEASONED WITH LIES, AND SERVED WITH A SIDE OF ROID RAGE DEMENTIA.** And now? This steroid-cooked carcass is threatening **JOE ROGAN?** A man who texts TRUMP between DMT hits? **THIS ISN’T CLOWN WORLD—IT’S THE CIRCUS OF THE DAMNED.**
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### **THE MELTDOWN: FROM ANCESTRAL GRIFTER TO ROID-GOBLIN**
**HIS TIMELINE OF TERROR:**
1. **2021:** *“I’m 100% natural! My abs were forged by eating bison hearts under the moon!”*
– **TRUTH:** Leaked receipts showed **$11K/MONTH ON GEAR** + designer steroids.
2. **2023:** Empire implodes. Divorce papers fly. Fans realize **HE’S A SYRINGE-PUMPING FRAUD.**
3. **2025:** Now he’s threatening **JOE ROGAN**—a man with 200M listeners, Navy SEAL friends, and a direct line to the fucking **PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.**
> *“I’ll expose Rogan!”*
> **WITH WHAT, BRIAN?**
> – Your **SHRIVELED BALLS?**
> – Your **-97% SUPPLEMENT SALES?**
> – Your **LEAKED DIVORCE DOCS** proving you abandoned your cubs?
**YOU’RE NOT A PREDATOR—YOU’RE ROADKILL.**
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### **THE MEDICAL AUTOPSY: A BRAIN MARINATED IN STEROIDS**
**SCAN HIS SKULL. YOU’LL FIND:**
– **FRONTAL LOBE:** Charred black from **CHRONIC TRENBOLONE ABUSE.**
– **HIPPOCAMPUS:** Holes where memories of truth used to live. **REPLACED BY PARANOIA.**
– **BRAIN STEM:** Firing **THREATS AT JOE ROGAN** instead of regulating his heartbeat.
***SYMPTOMS OF HIS “COOKED” MIND:***
– **ROID RAGE DELUSIONS:** Thinking he can intimidate a UFC commentator who fists bears for fun.
– **ANABOLIC DEMENTIA:** Forgetting he’s a **DISCREDITED LIAR** with no allies.
– **COPIUM OVERDOSE:** Blaming “the Matrix” for his imploded empire.
**HE’S NOT A CAVEMAN—HE’S A CAUTIONARY TALE FOR GYM BRO MORONS.**
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### **THREATENING ROGAN? SUICIDE BY COMBAT.**
**JOE ROGAN’S REALITY:**
– Texts **DONALD TRUMP** for podcast cameos.
– Trains with **BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU BLACK BELTS** daily.
– Could end Liver King’s career with **ONE 4-MINUTE RANT** to 200M people.
**LIVER KING’S REALITY:**
– Selling **“ANCESTRAL TURKESTERONE”** to 12 remaining fans.
– **BEGGING** for podcast appearances on **Z-List carnivore shows.**
– **BLOCKED** by his own shadow on Instagram.
***YOU THREATEN GODS WHEN YOU’VE LOST TOUCH WITH REALITY.***
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### **THE UGLY TRUTH: STEROIDS ROT YOUR MIND**
**WARNING SIGNS YOU’RE “COOKED” LIKE LIVER KING:**
– You think threatening **TOP 5 PODCASTERS** is smart.
– Your “business” is **BANKRUPT,** but you blame “Big Pharma.”
– Your ex-wife posts **MEMES ABOUT YOUR SHRINKING GENITALS.**
– You still scream **“HARDCORE!”** while microwaving frozen bison liver.
**HE’S NOT OPTIMIZED—HE’S TERMINAL.**
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### **THE FALL OF A ROID CLOWN: WHAT’S NEXT?**
**HIS FUTURE:**
1. **FINAL “COMEBACK” ATTEMPT:** Launches **TREN BALM** for grieving fans.
2. **DOCUMENTARY NIGHTMARE:** Netflix exposes his **STERIOD EMPIRE** (dir. by Amber Heard’s dog).
3. **ROCK BOTTOM:** **SELLING AUTOGRAPHS** at Comic-Con next to “Bizarro Superman.”
**WHILE ROGAN?**
– **LAUGHS WITH TRUMP** about “that roid-raging meat clown.”
– **BUYS ANOTHER $50M RANCH** with Spotify money.
– **FORGETS LIVER KING EXISTS** before his next DMT trip.
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### **BOTTOM LINE: STOP WORSHIPING BROKEN CLOWNS**
**LIVER KING’S LEGACY:**
– **PROVED** ancestral living = **$11K/MONTH IN SYRINGES.**
– **EXPOSED** natty lifters as **PATHETIC MARKS.**
– **WARNED** you: **STEROIDS FRY YOUR BRAIN & YOUR FUTURE.**
**REAL SLAYLEBRITY ALPHAS:**
– **BUILD EMPIRES** (not syringe graveyards).
– **RESPECT KINGS** (not threaten them).
– **EAT STEAK** (not bull testicles to “own the libs”).
> *“bUt Chief Unmasker of Slaylebrities, hE’s HaRdCoRe!”*
> **SO IS A HAMSTER ON METH.**
> **YOU FOLLOW A ROID-GOBLIN WHO THREATENS TITANS.
> YOU DESERVE YOUR BROKEN EMPIRE.**
> **#LiverKingMeltdown #RoidClown #AncestralFraud**
> **DROP A 🥩 IF YOU’D RATHER EAT MCDONALD’S THAN HIS POISONED LIVER PILLS**
> ***(Simps follow cooked brains. Kings build kingdoms.)***
**– CHIEF UNMASKER OF SLAYLEBRITIES**
*(My IQ is higher than Liver King’s steroid bill. Stay jealous.)*
⚠️ **COPING DISCLAIMER:** This post sponsored by **REALITY.** Still taking his supplements? Enjoy kidney failure. Natural selection is undefeated.
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LIVER KING’S BRAIN IS FRIED TRENBOLOGNA: THE STEROID-SOAKED CLOWN THREATENING GODS** ***(HE THREATENED JOE ROGAN? HIS LAST NEURON JUST SNAPPED)*
LISTEN UP, CARNIVORE CUCKS. While you’re choking down bull testicles to optimize your ancestral lineage,**YOUR LEADER’S BRAIN IS SLOW-DRILLING IN A TRENBOLONE FRYER.** Liver King isn’t just cooked—he’s **WELL-DONE, SEASONED WITH LIES, AND SERVED WITH A SIDE OF ROID RAGE DEMENTIA.**
And now? This steroid-cooked carcass is threatening **JOE ROGAN?** A man who texts TRUMP between DMT hits? **THIS ISN’T CLOWN WORLD—IT’S THE CIRCUS OF THE DAMNED.**
